You should all be following @StatsBritain
Hard to believe no one’s ever done it. So I did it.
2:03am, I really loved you that much.
I still would.
“All the other fairies fly, why don’t you?”
“I had wings once. They were strong. They were stolen from me.”
CAN I JUST SAY… *faints*
this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website
Wait what how
what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
there are 8 known two-headed snakes in the world, only one is albino.
— Bob Marley (via observando)
The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Have a snack.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Go to sleep.
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
— Michelle K., Fixing Myself. (via michellekpoems)